Oh Thank You, Thank You! Thank you kind person for rescuing me from my terrible
situation. I was sunning myself on Turtle Rock Coffee's wonderful patio when
suddenly this giant creature swooped down from the heavens and carried me away.
I immediately retreated into my shell which undoubtedly saved my life. The
creature flew around town at an alarmingly fast pace, which totally disoriented
me. Finally another larger creature came along and scared the first creature
who dropped me. Miraculously I landed in a nice soft bush which saved my life.
I have been crawling around for days trying to get home but unfortunately I am so
disoriented I do not know which way to go. If you would be so kind as to return
me to either Turtle Rock Coffee location I will reward you with a nice fresh steamning
hot cup of coffee. Thank You!
